

Super Man Escape (Movie World Brisbane, Australia)
Submitted by: chl0rin3
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

Thank you, veterans.
females are the best and worst things that have happened to the universe