Bad girls are no good

cumcream:

Super Man Escape (Movie World Brisbane, Australia)

Submitted by: chl0rin3

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

goodbyeobama:

Thank you, veterans.

osamah:

females are the best and worst things that have happened to the universe

my to do list

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